Bahaha, Best/Worst "Breaking Dawn" Halloween Costume?!

Lol, the expressions of their faces are too much!

Super thanks to bloggy-bud @EyesOfAmberBlog who emailed over this hilarious "Breaking Dawn" style Halloween costume!

The "Belly Buster" is available at BuyCostumes.com and I reeeeally want at least one TwiCracker out there to work this look at the Breaking Dawn - Part 1 premiere :D

- Lorabell

How To Speak Like Kristen Stewart Video

I started watching this and I wanted not to like it... but the "suddenly notice your hair" thing got me, lol :)

Via KStewartFans

- Lorabell

Update: Taylor Lautner's Funny or Die Video: Field of Dreams 2 with BTS Videos and Poster

Further update: Field of Dreams 2 poster

Via DiarioTwilight

Update: Behind the scenes video!



...and deleted scenes :)

Thanks Lauren :)

Just when you thought Taylor couldn't get any cuter...

I almost wish they'd make this into an actual movie - the production value is really good - but does anyone know who that girl is?

At least we know why he was wearing a costume wedding ring *phew* close call!

Via source

- Lorabell

You Know You're Reading Twilight Fan Fiction When...

TwiCracker - and fellow fan fic addict - Crystal sent this list of funny indicators when you know you're hooked to lemony goodness.

Here are some that made me epic lol:

#11 Tanya is a bitch

#20 Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with music and Bella's *edit*

#22 Jacob is bad. If he's not bad, he's gay. If he's not gay, he's a dog. Literally.

#23 Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he's always a douche with a small *edit*

#30 When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out by Edward watching her sleep

For the full *NC17* and uncensored list please -

Click to see below the cut

1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she's nervous
2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy
3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling
4. Edward has a temper
5. Though there are no vampires and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL
6. Edward has the greenest eyes she's ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile
7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella
8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them
9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)
10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 seconds after seeing Bella only bite her lip
11. Tanya is a bitch
12. Rose is the coolest badass ever
13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere
14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever... unless you're reading a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: or Emancipation Proclamation where he's a straight up badass]
15. Unless it's a sex marathon story or a Dadward/Momella story, you're gonna have to wait till they say "I love you" before sex
16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 seconds before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids
17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella barbie and always takes her shopping against her will
18. No matter how long the story is or what genre but you'll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips
19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them "death traps" and they're usually forced on her by Alice or Rose
20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with music and Bella's [*cough* and Lorabell's *cough*] lady bits
21. Charlie is always always always fishing... I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon
22. Jacob is bad. If he's not bad, he's gay. If he's not gay, he's a dog. Literally.
23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he's always a douche with a small dick
24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it's better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.
25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah
26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head... if she's not around then it's Esme
27. They always rip condoms with their teeth
28. At one time or another you'll find that "she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was"
29. The author will almost always sneak in at least one book or movie quote
30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out by Edward watching her sleep

Please leave your own additions in the comments :)

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- Lorabell

NB. Re #30 @MissTeJota take note ;)

MTV Spoofs The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

MTV News has teamed up with Starbucks Frappucino ® for the MTV Movie Awards Meme Mash-Ups, where they'll be spoofing each of this year's Best Movie nominees by way of the internet's most beloved and most notorious viral clips, from Talking Twin Babies to David After the Dentist.

The first movie spoofed is The Twilight Saga:Eclipse. What do you think of the video?

--Ashes

New/Old Teen Rob Modeling Pic - Is that an anaconda I spy?!

Oooh, the second-hand embarrassment!

Poor teen Rob, I can just imagine him laughing his goofy socks off between shots.

The jacket, however, is strangely reminiscent of the MTV jacket he was spotted in when first arriving back in Vancouver for Breaking Dawn.

Via source

- Lorabell

What You Always Wanted To Know About Rob Pattinson's Birthday...

Nommm!

With Rob turning 25 today, I entered his birthday into a Birthday Calculator and it told me some highly amusing "facts" about this very special day - here are some of my faves:

Your date of conception was on or about 20 August 1985 which was a Tuesday. <--- TMI, Pattzrents

Your fortune cookie reads:
You are very expressive and positive in words, act and feeling.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. <--- Out of interest I searched Kristen's birthday too... she's a 5 - eeek!

The year 1986 was not a leap year.

You were born in the Chinese year of the Tiger. <--- Rawr!

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Beaver <--- *snicker*

As of 5/13/2011 2:20:04 PM EDT
You are 25 years old.
You are 300 months old.
You are 1,304 weeks old.
You are 9,131 days old.
You are 219,158 hours old.
You are 13,149,500 minutes old.
You are 788,970,004 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:

Darius Rucker (1966)Stephen Colbert (1964)Dennis Rodman (1961)Stevie Wonder (1950)Ritchie Valens (1941)Harvey Keitel (1939)Beatrice Arthur (1923)Joe Louis (1914)Arthur Sullivan (1842)

Samantha Morton (1977)

Top songs of 1986

That's What Friends Are For by Dionne & Friends
Walk Like an Egyptian by Bangles
On My Own by Patti LaBelle & Michael McDonald
Greatest Love of All by Whitney Houston
Stuck with You by Huey Lewis & the News
Rock Me Amadeus by Falco <--- bahahah, Adventureland flashback!
Kyrie by Mr. MisterKiss by Prince & the Revolution
Papa Don't Preach by Madonna
How Will I Know by Whitney Houston

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.57377690802348 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!) <--- Not a LB edit!

Your lucky day is Friday. <--- oh really?!

Today is not one of your lucky days! <--- WTF?!

There are 366 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 26 candles.

Those 26 candles produce 26 BTUs,
or 6,552 calories of heat (that's only 6.5520 food Calories!) .
You can boil 2.97 US ounces of water with that many candles.

#HappyBdayRob :)

- Lorabell

Kristen Stewart... Tan?

This isn't Twilight Saga news, but it is very, very funny. JWoww from the show Jersey Shore spoke with Entertainment Tonight recently. When asked which celebrity needs a pale skin intervention she said "I would defintely pick Kristen Stewart from Twilight." She also said "I'd love to hold her down and spray tan her, and see what she would look like."

Can you imagine what K-Stew would look like tan? Not just a Summer beach tan... A Jersey Shore tan.. I thought this was too funny.

Source and picture from Wire Image

RT @ChrisWeitz This f'in elephant gets NO f'in water!

Lol so true, Chris Weitz, so true ;)

- Lorabell *hearts*